tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
Me: 2+2= four
White girl: fou’re**
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.